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My Favorite Game GTA

by Elektrodinosaur

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Rewind the time to 2002, sitting in the basement of Dave's house, we would play GTA hours on end on his parent's old CRT TV with a PS2. We'd go get chips and soda from QT and pretend like we were playing the game on the way there and back. It was wild, and our cheat codes got faster and faster. We also played Vice City an equal amount when Justin lived above the Blackthorn Pizza Pub on Wyoming.

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Grand theft auto
Time to play GTA
It's the only game
That you ever want to play
Now the parents get mad
They want to throw it away
But no one better touch
My favorite game GTA!

I got home from work
And my feet are straight hurting

So I flip on the TV and
I shut the damn curtains

I don't want to think
Grab a soda to drink

Put on my house slippers
Before my feet start to stink

Turn on my game system
Yo, I'm ready to play!
I'm getting real pumped
Time to rock GTA!

Can't remember where I stopped
I guess it was a heist
I couldn't pass the level
Yo, I had to do it twice!

I got all the arsenal
Anyone could need

I got all the drugs
And I got all the weed

Run up to a car
And cold open the door

Pull out the mothasucka
Now he's dead on the floor

Grab a bazooka
Blow a chopper out the sky

Goes boom on the street
Right before my very eyes

I hear the cop sirens
Gotta 4-star warning

So I jump out the car
Yeah, I left that junk burning

Grand theft auto
Time to play GTA
It's the only game
That you ever want to play
Now the parents get mad
They want to throw it away
But no one better touch
My favorite game GTA!

So I run down the alley
Cuz the cops want me dead

They got a bounty on me
10 grand for my head

What'cha gonna take?
Anything that I want!

I'm like Cyndi Lauper
We just wanna have fun

I know all the controls
Yeah, I'm smashing those buttons

Speeding through the city
And you know I ain't frontin'

I can drive so fast
I can pass any test

When I steal a car
You know I'm the best

I never play the missions
I just stick to the streets

And beat up everybody
Like Rocky punches meat.

I got no notion of what I'll do next
I'm a wuss in the real world
Now it's time to flex

Punch - steal - crash - repeat
Grand theft auto is pretty neat
Punch steal crash repeat
Grand theft auto is so hard to beat

Grand theft auto
Time to play GTA
It's the only game
That you ever want to play
Now the parents get mad
They want to throw it away
But no one better touch
My favorite game GTA!

I would never steal a car
In real life
Never use a gun or stab with a knife

I stay away from drugs and never smoke dope
I never hit a woman and I never hit the pope

That's why we play video games
Even though I know it's lame

That's why I play video games
Even though I know it's lame

Grand theft auto time to play GTA
Grand Theft Auto
Grand theft auto time to play GTA

Hey mom shut the door
I'm busy! Just make my food and leave me alone.

Grand theft auto
Time to play GTA
It's the only game
That you ever want to play
Now the parents get mad
They want to throw it away
But no one better touch
My favorite game GTA!

So lame, so lame, I'm outta here.
I'm gonna steal a car after this
I gotta pee
Rude
Hey Dave how do I get the tank?
A B X, my mom can pay my bail,Y
Yes!
Let's play Minecraft
Oh yeah Minecraft is way better.
Fortnite, Justin, let's play Fortnite!
Shut up!

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released February 29, 2024
Justasaurus & Dino Dave

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Dino Dave and Justasaurus, have an affinity for guitars, drum machines, funky bass lines, synthesizers, and danceable music ranging from new wave, pop, rock, and hip hop.

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